As some of you may know, Sean tends to be very particular about being clean. Being a small boy and potty trained for several years now, he still hasn't quite gotten proficient at wiping his own behind. Yesterday after school he was complaining about his butt itching. Usually this is the "end" result of having poo pooed at school. (Sorry, I'm of the opinion that they should still help them wipe their butts when they are in preschool for this very reason. That's just me.)
So all three of us are sitting on the couch watching TV. His butt starts bothering him and he starts whining,
Sean: "My butt hurts. It really hurts. I need you to wipe my butt. I need medicine."
Getting tired of getting up to wipe his butt and put Vaseline on it, I'd only been up two other times in 5 minutes to try and resolve the problem.
Me: "Come on butt wipe, let's go get the wipes from downstairs."
Sean starts laughing and turns to Michael.
Sean: "Hey butt wipe!!"
Sean thinks he's just calling his dad a "butt wipe" like we use on his behind, and we're rolling on the floor laughing, because we know that it's actually name-calling. Nevertheless it was funny to hear him say it.
I will go on the record that I normally get onto Michael for the potty humor. Today when the phrase "butt wipe" came up, Sean told us,
Sean: "No potty humor!!"